Manuela Cardiga - Guilty Pleasures and Culinary Treasures

DENTAL DAN HAD A PLAN

Dental Dan
Was a fan
Of fellatio
And frequently
Cried “Diu gratiu”
And for this his wife
Was responsible;
Cause even though
She was missing a tonsil,
The Lady had great skill
And agility,
Not to mention
Labial ability -
And since she was also
Allergic to the pill
Was determined
To keep her virginity.
While some men
Might have made complaint
Of her refusal to copulate
As a cruel inhuman restraint;
Dental Dan not only
Went along with the plan
But considered himself
A very lucky man…

Manuela Cardiga