Ma name is Babs
And ma tits is flabs
I earns ma chew
By givin a screw
To a Pictish crew.
Ah evens da Score
(Cause dey forced
Ma back door.
Ah deserves more
So ah give dem a suck
And then "Worse luck!"
A dose of da crabs.
Ahm only sorry fa Trevor
Who did me a fava,
An got an itchy beard
Ta match his balls an cock
As a gift from da slag
They calls Babs da Hag.
