LOVE AND PEGGY SUE

Me mum kicked me out the house

Like I was nuffin but a bloody louse

She screamed an hollered like a fiend

Cause I wasn't what she thinked

Aint nuffin wrong with a little thrill

From puttin on some lace or frill

If you got a cock and balls

Or a spiky shoe that makes you talls

And what's da matter with getting heated

With a pencil skirt that's nice and fitted?

Mum called me a fuckin fag

Jist cause she caught me in drag.

Mum don't get it but ma girl do

That's ma sweet loving Peggy Sue

I got me kinks and she's got hers

An we suit each other jist fine

She likes to peg me

When I cross dress

Many a marriage is built on less

PEGGY SUE ESTRAGOU-ME O CU

Peggy Sue enganou o Chico 

Foi-lhe ao cu 

Sem fazer-lhe um bico

Sei que é verdade está triste história 

Pois por minha vergonha e vangloria 

Sofri o mesmo entalo

Eu nem me ia queixar

Pois mesmo sem ser gay,

Como dizem os ingleses 

"I roll that way,"

Mas a Peggy Sue não é boa menina

Mesmo sem a madeira ser fina

Nem sequer usou Vaselina

Ao fim duma semana

Ainda eu estava de cama

É triste e doloroso também

Sem falar da humilhação 

Ter de pedir á minha mãe 

Pra me dar uma mãozinha 

Pra tirar farpas do cu!

Oh Peggy Sue

És tão mazinha.

MC

PEGGY SUE RUINED MY BUNG-HOLE

Peggy Sue got McGrew

Up the arse 

With a stick or two

He thought he was 

Getting lucky

But she wasn´t there 

For the fucky-fucky.

Oh no, not Peggy Sue.

She winked and smiled

At the local pub, 

Sucked on an IronBrew

Let them think 

They'd get a screw

Or at least a rub on the nub.

But Peggy Sue was sly

She'd take them home 

And take off her bra

And when they were high

Oggling her tits

She'd get them 

By their man bits

Flip them over 

Expose their arse

Then with a vindictive smile

She'd peg them in the third eye.

I know what McGrew 

Said was true

Cause she did it to me too

I wouldn't complain 

Cause I roll that way

But that girl is so mean

She didnt even 

Use Vaseline

Bad mean Peggy Sue 

Ruined my bung-hole 

She'll ruin yours too

MC