The TRUE reality of the double-deal we got stuck into...

OLD BOSS NEW BOSS
SAME OLD STONE
CRAPPY MOSS

Let’s be polite
Pretty and Bright
Toss our curls
Wear out pearls
And Twin-sets
Like good girls…

We will never
Be rude or crude
AND HEAVEN!
FOR FEND:
NEVER EVER
LEWD!

So let’s be just right…
Bright
(but not too bright)
Politically correct
(but unaware)
Tits high,
Butts tight.

Suitably
Young when
We are young;
Graciously old
When men’s
Love-desire
Grows cold.

Remember
Never to offend,
But suitably
Pretend ecstasy
To the bitter end,
Also, unlike your
Gran?

Work all day
Clean at night
Cause you can’t
Conscionably expect
The bastard
To pay the bills,
Right?

Cause you are
(GASP!)
Enfranchised
Liberated and
Thoroughly fornicated:
A MODERN Woman,
Right?

Manuela Cardiga