Manuela Cardiga - Guilty Pleasures and Culinary Treasures

BUYING BRITISH BUT BLOWN BY DA BOSCH!

Hellish Helga
Fled the war
And decide
To become
A whore,
To flaunt
Her talent
Playing it
Square
In Trafalgar,
Under the jaundiced

One-eyed glare
Of Admiral
Lord Nelson.


She became a fixture
And a favourite
With them critters,
When the troops
Hit Tipperary,
And was said
To be better
Than old Mary
Nibbling oysters
From the prairie.

She was the one Kraut
Who gave a discount
For the disabled,
And charged by the gross,
An attitude applauded
By the Home Office
And the Regiments both.

So swig down that
Guinness, boys,
And finesse them wurst,
Cause Helga is here
To fight for the Cause.

MC