Manuela Cardiga - Guilty Pleasures and Culinary Treasures

AMOEBA AMBITION

I know I adopted
An abstemious credo
But nature hath
Cursed me
With excessive Libido

I am sick and tired
Of this divide-ride:
I want genitals
And contraceptives
And gender-conflicts
And parades for gay-pride
Antibiotic-resistant STD's
And Beyonce video-tapes.

Talking about TAPES
Even tape worms do it;
I only want to groove it
I only want to evolve
Get involved
Exchange spit and DNA
Join that whole sexual
Reproduction craze.
I wanna be the world´s
First sexually-challenged
Amoeba.

Is so hard
To understand
What I crave?
I JUST WANNA
GET LAID!


MC