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Tuesday 31 March 2015

WICKED WITCH CAST A SPELL
ON THE ONLY BATHROOM STALL
AT THE SALEM MALL

gosh golly gee
it must be me
cause the whole
darn world is frantic,
dying for a pee

that must be cause
URINATE
doth rhyme with
PROCRASTINATE
which basically means
that after a while
YOU JUST CAN'T WAIT

oh it does
me heart good
to see the crowd
that howled
for me blood
forget all about it
and scream
for a standing spot
or a cracked pot
in which to pee...

(tis wicked i know
for me to gloat
and get such pleasure
from communal
bladder bloat)


Manuela Cardiga

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