Manuela Cardiga - Guilty Pleasures and Culinary Treasures

WICKED WITCH CAST A SPELL
ON THE ONLY BATHROOM STALL
AT THE SALEM MALL

gosh golly gee
it must be me
cause the whole
darn world is frantic,
dying for a pee

that must be cause
URINATE
doth rhyme with
PROCRASTINATE
which basically means
that after a while
YOU JUST CAN'T WAIT

oh it does
me heart good
to see the crowd
that howled
for me blood
forget all about it
and scream
for a standing spot
or a cracked pot
in which to pee...

(tis wicked i know

for me to gloat

and get such pleasure

from communal

bladder bloat)

Manuela Cardiga