Manuela Cardiga - Guilty Pleasures and Culinary Treasures

SWEET JOYS OF MOTHERHOOD Don't expect sweet Sensitivity from me! I am a Mum And that means That if someone pukes We gets to look To see if there is A milk tooth there We gets to clean Poo and pee And see parts Of the human Anatomy That no-one But the medical Profession Understands. We sticks hands Down stinky loos To save precious Plastic jewels; We cry rivers Over goldfish Floating upside Down in dead-pools, And over silk-moths That fornicated For 24 hour In our lounge Then just died. We preside Over milk And cookies For ravening crowds Of budding psychopaths With a beatific smile, We keep sane By guzzling vodka On the sly while Repeating mantras: NEARLY BEDTIME NEARLY BEDTIME And vaguelly Remember ourselves As fierce believers, Ferocious achievers, Proud of our skills, Our legs, our great hair, And our unaugument tits Which were always In the upright position... MC