Manuela Cardiga - Guilty Pleasures and Culinary Treasures

BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID...

There's a bad man
Out there
Worse and scarier
Than the Bag-Man,
And he got himself
A mean acronym
Scarier than ETA
Or IRA or ISIS
Or any other
Alphabet soup
Kill-Machine
Any one
In this world
Has ever seen.


He worse
Than Jason,
He got bigger claws
Than the guy
From Elm street
A bigger bite
Than that guppy Jaws
And he hunts,
Hunts without
Mercy or pause...

No begging
No crying
No asset hiding
Will save you;
He out to get you
He out to skin you
And fillet and bone you;
You caint run,
You caint hide,
This here man
Is on your behind,

So Kow-tow
Bend low
And bow;
Here comes the man
The bad bag-man
The mean man
Here comes
That voodoo
"What ever you do
I got you" man

Run baby RUN
It's that IRS
Bad-ass man!


MC