Manuela Cardiga - Guilty Pleasures and Culinary Treasures

THIS IS JACK SHAPIRO'S FAULT
CAUSE HE WANTED A RHYME
WITH A PENIS IN IT

What rhymes
With a penis
That's a little
Too quick
To the finish?

Of course
It's not all
About time
(Let's not be shallow)
It's also about size...
Also technique?
But do not let us
Over-analyse!

Seriously now,
If we really stuck
For a rhyme
We can always
Change our mind.
We can also try
A prick, or a dick?

Manuela Cardiga