Ma name is Babs
And ma tits is flabs
I earns ma chew
By givin a screw
To a Pictish crew.
Ah evens da Score
(Cause dey forced
Ma back door.
Ah deserves more
So ah give dem a suck
And then "Worse luck!"
A dose of da crabs.
Ahm only sorry fa Trevor
Who did me a fava,
An got an itchy beard
Ta match his balls an cock
As a gift from da slag
They calls Babs da Hag.
Me mum kicked me out the house
Like I was nuffin but a bloody louse
She screamed an hollered like a fiend
Cause I wasn't what she thinked
Aint nuffin wrong with a little thrill
From puttin on some lace or frill
If you got a cock and balls
Or a spiky shoe that makes you talls
And what's da matter with getting heated
With a pencil skirt that's nice and fitted?
Mum called me a fuckin fag
Jist cause she caught me in drag.
Mum don't get it but ma girl do
That's ma sweet loving Peggy Sue
I got me kinks and she's got hers
An we suit each other jist fine
She likes to peg me
When I cross dress
Many a marriage is built on less
MC
Peggy Sue enganou o Chico
Foi-lhe ao cu
Sem fazer-lhe um bico
Sei que é verdade está triste história
Pois por minha vergonha e vangloria
Sofri o mesmo entalo
Eu nem me ia queixar
Pois mesmo sem ser gay,
Como dizem os ingleses
"I roll that way,"
Mas a Peggy Sue não é boa menina
Mesmo sem a madeira ser fina
Nem sequer usou Vaselina
Ao fim duma semana
Ainda eu estava de cama
É triste e doloroso também
Sem falar da humilhação
Ter de pedir á minha mãe
Pra me dar uma mãozinha
Pra tirar farpas do cu!
Oh Peggy Sue
És tão mazinha.
MC
Peggy Sue got McGrew
Up the arse
With a stick or two
He thought he was
Getting lucky
But she wasn´t there
For the fucky-fucky.
Oh no, not Peggy Sue.
She winked and smiled
At the local pub,
Sucked on an IronBrew
Let them think
They'd get a screw
Or at least a rub on the nub.
But Peggy Sue was sly
She'd take them home
And take off her bra
And when they were high
Oggling her tits
She'd get them
By their man bits
Flip them over
Expose their arse
Then with a vindictive cry,
She'd peg them in the third eye.
I know what McGrew
Said was true
Cause she did it to me too
I wouldn't complain
Cause I roll that way
But that girl is so mean
She didnt even
Use Vaseline
Bad mean Peggy Sue
Ruined my bung-hole
She'll ruin yours too
MC
