The call for The Little People of The World to join the protest against Manuela Cardiga's "Guilty Pleasures- The Food and Fornication Fables" has been answered with telling silence.
In an exclusive interview, an anonymous source told this reporter:
"I dunno about the zucchini, or the nipples or that kitchen shit, but one thing this crazy chick got right: we got bigger balls than the average man. HEY! Wanna see?"
This reporter can attest to the veracity of this claim. The attributes of Little People are indeed impressive, practically heroic.
Prominent Little Person, award-winning actor Peter Dinklage, could not be reached for his comments on this controversial silence.
From outside Little People of the World Headquarters in Big Sur - California; this reporter signing out.
CUT! I said CUT you moron...
Now, Gimli, darling...Where were we?
(fictitious parody)
In an exclusive interview, an anonymous source told this reporter:
"I dunno about the zucchini, or the nipples or that kitchen shit, but one thing this crazy chick got right: we got bigger balls than the average man. HEY! Wanna see?"
This reporter can attest to the veracity of this claim. The attributes of Little People are indeed impressive, practically heroic.
Prominent Little Person, award-winning actor Peter Dinklage, could not be reached for his comments on this controversial silence.
From outside Little People of the World Headquarters in Big Sur - California; this reporter signing out.
CUT! I said CUT you moron...
Now, Gimli, darling...Where were we?
BAN THIS BOOK
(fictitious parody)
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