Peggy Sue got McGrew
Up the arse
With a stick or two
He thought he was
Getting lucky
But she wasn´t there
For the fucky-fucky.
Oh no, not Peggy Sue.
She winked and smiled
At the local pub,
Sucked on an IronBrew
Let them think
They'd get a screw
Or at least a rub on the nub.
But Peggy Sue was sly
She'd take them home
And take off her bra
And when they were high
Oggling her tits
She'd get them
By their man bits
Flip them over
Expose their arse
Then with a vindictive smile
She'd peg them in the third eye.
I know what McGrew
Said was true
Cause she did it to me too
I wouldn't complain
Cause I roll that way
But that girl is so mean
She didnt even
Use Vaseline
Bad mean Peggy Sue
Ruined my bung-hole
She'll ruin yours too
MC
